animalia vs. bikers

[Jack]

Onko totta, en tiedä, tuli vastaan tuolla maailmalla yhdellä foorumilla 

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... He didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said one high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.


Jiihaa 
Jack

[arho]

  Päivän paras!! Eikös ole niin että sita saa mitä tilaa

[Tuusulan T-Bone]

Setit kuntoon...

[Don Quijote]

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... He didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Tämä oli ehkä parasta 

"You fucked with a wrong marine, son..." 

[Antti S.]

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Hahaa,ei helvetti.Ehkä tämän vuoden parhaimpia juttuja,ainakin tähän saakka.
Eikös superrallissa kuseskeltu jonkun japanialaisen mopedin päälle?
No,onko korrektia pissiä tai kakkia jonkun yamasakin päälle,siihen en ota kantaa.
Muttei nuo ameriikan poikien kusetkaan ihan hukkaan ole valuneet...tai roiskuneet

[rieska]

Harmi että tää ei oo totta 
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233

-rieska

[Antti S.]

Höh...No,viihdearvo oli ainakin kohdallaan tuon stoorin suhteen,vaikkei ihan faktaa ollutkaan.

[Jack]

Harmi että tää ei oo totta 
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233

-rieska

ILONPILAAJA

[Hemuli]

Rieska on vähän tosikko ...

Kumma jos joku tuon kirjoitusasun jälkeen otti tuon muuna kuin huumorina...

[Don Quijote]

Faktaa tai fiktiota, hyvää huumoriviihdettä tuo silti oli 

[rieska]

Mikään tosikko...
Rupesin vaan kaivelemaan notta onko isomminkin uutisoitu ja osu kirves kiveen
Olishan se ollu mahtavuutta jos tuollein olis tapahtunt.

[Natking]

Helevetin hyva juttu

Mutta nyt tarttee kayttaytya kuin muutkin maailman rikolliset, TVssa kun joskus ihmeteltiin etta koskahan terroristit kaappaa koneen ja vetaa itsemurha iskun johonkin ameriikin kaupunkiin niin nehan otti idean heti haltuun ja teki niin.
Mehan voidaan tehda samoin, vedotaan sitten oikeudessa vaan etta se on meidan ''kulttuuria''

''Secred handshake''

[nicnac]

Joo ja jos ei oo meidän kulttuuria niin ainakin vieraissa maissa voidaan sanoa, että ollaan omaksuttu vain paikallisia tapoja.

Näinhän meidän mamuistahan sanotaan. Ei he alunperin väkivaltaisia ole vaan ovat vaan oppineet naisiin kohtistuvan väkivallan natiiveilta...mikähän astrid thors tämänkin on vaan sanonu